I am a petite 10.5 lbs-So not fat! I now need to use this blog as a means to vent some frustrations concerning weight and society's unrealistic expectations of a glam girl's size. After searching every pet store between Nashville and Franklin, it has become clear that the high end fashion designers think a girl my size has no business wearing bling harnesses of daintiness. They do not come in a size above XS and apparently..get this...I'm considered a large. Seriously?!! a large???! What is the weight of an XS dog anyway?-9 oz?! Honestly! Prior to the latter half of this seemingly hopeless search, I had no idea there were bulimic dogs and K9 anorexics. How does that even happen??!! This is a topic I sense may come up again in future blogs...
As for me and my search for the mythical harness of sparkle and joy, a new and amazing plan is now in place. My new most fabulously smart mommy has sought the assistance of her most fabulously talented mommy, aka my grandma, to custom make the perfect harness for me. Isn't that fabulous?! Yes, I love the word fabulous and all forms of it....... I will definitely blog the journey and outcome of this new development and show off to you my new accessories with lots of photos.
Speaking of photos.....The below attached are what I say to all the anorexic bitches....HA -I'm adorable and funny....
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| Eating = Happy |
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| Seriously-this thing is delicious! |
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| My gay basset brother and me. |
....And Joking with you. I hope you all find the love and care I have found.
Peace; Praise; & Paws,
Miss Jypsee
